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cartoon: surprise, surprise, surprise!!!

Posted in humour by nakedpastor on the November 14th, 2008

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  1. marko said, on November 14th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    this is just perfect. man, given the “he cannot be a christian!” crap i’ve trudged through this week, this is just perfect.

    really, wouldn’t it be fantastic to be surprised?

  2. My Notes › How Did You Get Here?! said, on November 14th, 2008 at 12:52 pm

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  3. Fraizerbaz said, on November 14th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    Loved it! Thanks for making me laugh this morning!

  4. Fat Radical said, on November 14th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    A normal sort of believer, who had recently arrived in heaven and was being shown around by St Peter, asked ” what’s behind that high wall over there?” St Peter replied “Oh, that’s the [put in your preferred denomination here]s, they think that they are the only people up here.”

  5. Steve Bradley said, on November 14th, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    So everyone’s fully clothed in heaven?

    Where does that leave the nakedpastor? ;-)

  6. TitforTat said, on November 14th, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    And herein lies the problem with the religious outlook.

    Everyone one else thinks the other guy is on the outs. If only we could see that were all in this together and there is no magic wonderland that will dispel that truth. The concept of Heaven is like the child who cant wait until he/she is older and everything will get better, not realizing that they need to make it better exactly where they are at.

    Luke 17:21

    nor will they say, ‘See here!’ or ‘See there!’ For indeed, the kingdom of God is within you.”

  7. Abundant Blessings said, on November 14th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    Love it:) Another one for my top ten.

  8. jonbirch said, on November 14th, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    hahahahahahahaha! priceless! hahahahahahahaha!

  9. Laura said, on November 14th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    Steve Bradley- Fully clothed and BALD!??!?!!!? ;-)

  10. Lee Herring said, on November 14th, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    Sir,

    Two-thumbs up! Especially the ‘Where the hell am i?’

    Yours,
    Lee

  11. Jonathan said, on November 14th, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    Ahahaha! Yes. This is probably my second favourite (the shagging fish are of course first).

    As Lee said, “Where the hell am I?” is gold.

  12. Steve Bradley said, on November 14th, 2008 at 4:19 pm

    I noticed that too Laura — and apparently all male?! Doesn’t seem to be a very diverse bunch, does it?

    I’m offended — on behalf of all those who don’t fit into the pudgy, bald, chicken-wing armed, middle aged looking white guy demographic… ;-)

    And what’s up with the swarm of mosquitoes descending upon them??!!!

  13. faithlessinfatima said, on November 14th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    “Security”….haha….and the last shall be first

  14. SocietyVs said, on November 14th, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    Good one! Except if we don’t think someone will be there – we will answer to God for that accusation – in His court. Maybe we will have to plead the case as to why we were so obstinate that someone should not be there. Food for thought.

  15. steve martin said, on November 14th, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    Hey…where are the church council members???

  16. barrenmind said, on November 14th, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    Funny! Indeed.

  17. Fred said, on November 14th, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    That’s a funny one, np!

  18. ysmarko said, on November 15th, 2008 at 4:00 am

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  19. Richard Mullin said, on November 15th, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    good one!!

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  21. The Boar’s Head Tavern said, on November 16th, 2008 at 11:52 am

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  22. Mimou said, on November 16th, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    hehe :D

  23. Ricky H said, on November 17th, 2008 at 1:27 am

    No one’s presence in Heaven will be nearly as surprising as my own. I’m still so amazed, at God’s gracious mercy towards such a sinner as me, that nothing else he does will surprise me.

  24. Surprise! « Spirit Cry said, on November 17th, 2008 at 7:41 am

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  25. Brent said, on November 18th, 2008 at 6:37 am

    Ricky H said:

    “No one’s presence in Heaven will be nearly as surprising as my own. I’m still so amazed, at God’s gracious mercy towards such a sinner as me, that nothing else he does will surprise me. “

    Wow. That’s beautiful man. Really. I love that attitude. You must have known Paul eh? :)

    From the bottom of my heart to yours, keep that attitude, and may we one day meet, surprised, those first few minutes in eternity.

  26. Kate said, on November 21st, 2008 at 2:53 am

    Hilarious! I have thought about that scenario myself. Just today, in fact. A friend just died today after a sudden and brief illness….I was thinking about her reuniting with her mom in Heaven….and then I thought of all the people who we might be surprised to see! Thanks for the laugh through my tears.

  27. dh said, on November 24th, 2008 at 11:42 am

    Yeah, I love Paul when He said “Without Faith it is impossible to please God.” or Jesus saying “If you deny Me I will deny you before My Father in heaven.”

    I consider this a classic “pick and choose Gospel”. I understand going to heaven is not based on denomination but by Faith in Christ alone. It seems that the art work fails to address specific Scripture that state otherwise what the artwork is saying.

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