"Coming Soon" cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward

When Your Theology Stops Making Sense

I remember when I first got saved. I was so excited about Jesus coming back that I wouldn’t wear a seatbelt. That’s right! Can you believe it? What courage! But then I started to do the math. If Jesus said he was coming back soon 2,000 years ago, what’s up…

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"Reverse Rapture" cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward

Reverse Rapture: when your clothes go but you stay!

BUY A PRINT OF THIS CARTOONI used to be terrified of the rapture. The Christian culture I grew up in instilled and nourished this terror. To be honest, being a virgin at the time, my greatest fear was it happening just before my wedding night. Although our wedding night was…

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"BRB" cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward

But didn’t Jesus say he would BRB?

ORDER THIS CARTOONThere are clear indications in the bible that the earliest Christian communities struggled with the assertion that Jesus would return soon. Thousands of years later many Christians still struggle with it. When I was a teenager I was both terrified and excited that it would happen any day.…

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"Be Back Soon" cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward

Is this one of the original April Fools’ Day jokes?

HAHAHA! All my art, including Be Back Soon, is FREE SHIPPING with code ‘shipit’. No joke! Shop now! I think the story of the promised return of Christ is one of the most significant signs that we need to reassess what the bible means. Was it written to be received…

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jesus returns cartoon by nakedpastor david hayward

Look what will happen when Jesus returns!

Fine art reproductions of this cartoon are available here. Looking through a glass lens darkly. I remember this one guy who took videos and pictures of everything. It seemed to me that he lived his whole life through a lens, a pinhole, a narrowly constricted vision. Have you ever experienced…

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