Just Stay in your Little Box!

"Little Boxes" cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward

“Little Boxes” cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward

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The CruciFiction:

You guys just don’t understand.

Because you’re not pastors.

People need boundaries!
People need constraints!
People need rules!
People need to submit!

Of course, I can’t say it exactly like that. What I say is:

You need to fulfill your destiny.
You need self-discipline.
You need to not be selfish.
You need to put the community first.
You need to observe the guidelines that make this work.

In a nutshell:
You need to submit to those in authority over you. (Me!)

Of course, I say that but I sandwich it in, “as the church submits to Christ” and “as Christ loves the Church and gave himself up for her”! This blesses the whole process and makes it irrefutable.

This makes compliance a spiritual gift, a spiritual necessity, a spiritual virtue. The more submissive you are, the more like a good bride you are, and therefore the more like Christ you are.

In fact, even if you sacrifice your own life… burn yourself out on the altar of good works or deny yourself to the point of soul suicide… that’s a good thing because that’s exactly what Jesus did. Am I right?

I hear about some pastors who let their people be totally free. They’re off the rails. A train is only free when it’s on its tracks. People need to stay on track! The disorder of their congregations must be horrendous! Their wives probably wear the pants in the family too. Just saying.

Look, I have a wife, and I don’t let her just do whatever she wants. She shouldn’t just “be herself” and be “liberated”. How would I be able to count on her to fulfill my desires and satisfy my needs? No! She yields to me, sacrificing her own life for my happiness, surrendering her own self to the marriage, because that’s what Jesus did. She’s my bride, and she should act like the bride of Christ does for him… self-sacrificing, self-denying, and self-effacing. She crucifies herself for me. Daily! This is why we have a good marriage. She stays in her box. Imagine the chaos if she didn’t.

Same with our kids. Goes without saying. They obey. Every jot and tittle. Otherwise anarchy would ensue.

Because I’ve been ordained and appointed the head of this house.

Yes, Christ is the head of the Church, but I’m his representative in the Church. There is no chaos in my Church. No anarchy. No disobedience. Everything runs like a well-oiled machine. As it should. Because I fulfill my role as the shepherd of the sheep, and they fulfill their role by being good sheep and staying in their boxes… their assigned identities and roles.

I like to say, “Stay in your stable and keeps things stable!” I think they like that.

Because this is how things work!

(*** This is fictional, but based on true stories. If you know what I’m talking about and want healing from it, join the rest of us at The Lasting Supper!)

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6 Responses

  1. RollieB says:

    Exactly!

  2. Jack Russell says:

    Right – because it is easiest. Whomever is giving that direction has job security that way and approval and belonging because people want and sometimes need someone to be “superior” and it’s comfortable for anyone who likes the limelight to be like that.

    OK but did Jesus have job security? Did he have approval, did he come across as superior, was he comfortable? Or was Jesus homeless, humble, and unpopular enough for people to want to kill him?

    On the other hand to be completely “liberated” to be “totally free” means to be free to do anything. I wouldn’t want my wife sleeping around with other men or treating me with disrespect and I’m sure she wouldn’t want be doing similar.

    Better to be single than have that.

  3. Jack: The truth is, if your wife is free, she is also free to do that if she wants to. That’s the risk of freedom. You surrender your power over others to allow them self-determination. That’s the risk of love. Of course, you hope she won’t. But true love frees others to be who they are and to do what they want. This is why we negotiate agreements and vows, etc.

  4. Jack Russell says:

    Yes she is free to that if she wants to and love offers that freedom. I surrender and she surrenders to love. Where there is love there is no will to power. As soon as either of us try to have power over the other then love flees.

    So yes of course you are free to do whatever you want when you are loved. But who would want to be with someone who does not return that love, neglects to be respectful and is adulterous? What if someone is abusive either the man to his wife or the woman to her husband? Better to be alone. We can only love to the extent that we love ourselves and if we are letting ourselves be disrespected and mistreated, what love are we giving to ourselves?

    So I would put a caveat to what you say about true love freeing others to do what they want. It respects others freedom and also the freedom to experience the consequences of their choices.

  5. Headless Unicorn Guy says:

    All those little boxes, each with one person sealed into them….

    It matches somebody’s claimed vision of Hell I came across several years ago in a YouTube video.

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