Your Problem with Women is Your Problem

"Problem with Women" cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward

“Problem with Women” cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward

OWN THIS PRINT

For church…

I dressed modestly but they said that I need to dress up.

So I did and they said I shouldn’t look like a harlot.

They offered weight-loss classes, so I knew my size was offensive.

So I stopped eating and showed my bones but they said they were demons.

Then I wore a ball cap and plaid shirt and arrived with my friend so they wondered if I was a lesbian.

When I showed a little cleavage they said I was making husbands fall.

But when I covered them up I was a prude denying my femininity.

I could never figure out what size to be or how to cover it.

So I stopped going.

Problem solved.

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1 Response

  1. Caryn LeMur says:

    LOL! a bit too true!