“Jesus on Santa’s Knee” CAPTION THIS CONTEST!

"Jesus on Santa's Knee" caption this contest by nakedpastor David Hayward

“Jesus on Santa’s Knee” caption this contest by nakedpastor David Hayward

PLEASE read this post before entering your caption! There are rules.

I get emails from people requesting I start the Caption This contest again. They were fun, and we’ve had some excellent results! SO… It’s time for another Caption This Cartoon Contest! Leave your caption in the comments.

The winner gets a fine art reproduction print of the completed cartoon, signed, sealed, and delivered to their door! A joint effort between the nakedpastor and the winner! I’ll sign it then you can sign it once you get it. Something you can hang up and brag about.

RULES:

1. Leave a comment here on my blog with your caption. (ONE ENTRY ONLY PLEASE!)
2. Sign up for my emails where you get my cartoons in your inbox every day! (If you do, you also get a free e-book, Two Sizes Too Small… a book about our journey towards spiritual independence.)

I’ll post the winner this weekend with the completed cartoon with the new caption.

Have fun!

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46 Responses

  1. C says:

    Yes, i love you too santa!

  2. Bob says:

    “Peace on earth?”

  3. Jane says:

    Could the peace on earth be the whole planet at the same time?

  4. Joey says:

    “I really need to know how you get in and out when the place doesn’t have a chimney. I’ll explain later.”

  5. Ben says:

    They want to sit on my lap 12 months a year. Help!

  6. Rustin Klafka says:

    I think people have us confused. They keep asking me for stuff but you’re Santa.
    Could you clear that up because they don’t like it when I ask them to change.

  7. Jake says:

    Oh, come on! I promise! I won’t shoot my eye out!

  8. Faith Totushek says:

    All I want for Christmas is Peace on Earth.

  9. Matt says:

    “David Hayward, is that you?”

  10. Adam M. Dickison says:

    I wish my family would disappear.

  11. Bryan Odeen says:

    “All I want for my birthday is for people to take what I said seriously.”

  12. Erin Green says:

    Santa: “Okay, so, eleven Keurigs and Iscariot gets the coal. Got it.”

  13. Alessio says:

    I just asked them to love…

  14. mike Dorough says:

    All I need is two Fish and five loafs of Bread…

  15. Kirk Moore says:

    You’re the most Christian thing about Christmas.

  16. Rollen Halvorson says:

    The text I saw said you would bring peace on earth. Please, please, please, peace!

  17. Dan says:

    What’s your trick for getting them to believe in you?

  18. Dan says:

    You and my dad should hang out, you have a lot in common. Punish the naughty and reward the good.

  19. Ron Doerksen says:

    Naughty?
    All I did was include everyone at the table.

  20. Amanda says:

    Dear Santa: I’m going to need an Invisibility Cloak, an Elder Wand, and a Resurrection Stone for Christmas.

  21. David Waters says:

    all I want for Christmas is some God Damned Peace and quiet! Oh and please shut down Trump’s twitter account!

  22. David Waters says:

    “I’ve heard it’s said, you must believe to receive. What’s so hard about that?”

  23. David Waters says:

    For Trump, his family, his administration and for all the so called Christian right wing conservatives who voted for him, coal for now. I’ll hook em up with eternal damnation later 😆.

  24. Matt Gorkos says:

    “All I ever get is gold, frankincense, and myrrh every year. So, how about some underwear?”

  25. Denise says:

    “Forgive those who do not know what they do” got a bit twisted for profit didn’t it?

  26. Mike says:

    “All I want for Christmas is a new job.”

  27. Nance A-H says:

    This isn’t therapy – How about a toy truck?

  28. Jeff says:

    “I want out. Completely out.”

  29. Hank says:

    You remind me of my Father.

  30. Christy says:

    Every year I ask them to stop killing each other.

    How about it this Christmas, big man?

  31. Christy says:

    They constantly ask me for stuff too.

  32. Kristin says:

    I guess world peace is beyond you too hey?

  33. Hannah Gibbs says:

    Happy Holidays, Santa!

  34. Damien Rice says:

    Let the children come

  35. Linda Taylor says:

    “Dear Santa, you seem to reach more people. Do you think you could help me save the World??”

  36. Jordan says:

    “I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!”

  37. J says:

    “maybe YOU can talk them into that whole ‘peace on earth and goodwill towards all men’ bit.”

  38. Michael Werp says:

    I need your secret to getting people across the world to help you….yet everyone expects me to save the world alone!

  39. Linda Wallace says:

    My father looks like you….. or so say all them White Male Christians.

  40. Shazza tha dazzla says:

    David Hasselhoff…… Mariah Carey…….. I know man. I’m sorry. I can’t even stop them from making Christmas albums.

  41. Dave says:

    “I want my Church back!”

  42. Curt Christiansen says:

    Father Christmas Jesus

  43. Zoe says:

    A warm pair of boots, coat, mittens and a toque.

  44. I love you, Santa, but they don’t really have to be good. I got this.

  45. Congratulations to Hank for the winning caption, “You remind me of my Father.”

    I chose this one because of its subtlety and because many interpretations can be read into it. Santa reminding him of his father could be a good or bad thing. You decide!

    Hank: I need your shipping address so I can mail your cartoon off to you.

  46. You’re the winner Hank. I need your mailing address. Email me at haywardart at gmail dot com!

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