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7 Responses

  1. Paul says:

    I thank you Lord I’m not American hahaha

  2. Rhonda Sayers says:

    Thank you that I am not one of his ex-girlfriends, ex-wives or current wife. Amen.

  3. Jordan says:

    There was a morning blessing, if I recall correctly, that basically went “Thank you, G-d, for not making me a gentile.” I’m not sure how it’s changed since but some days I want to repeat the remark 😛

  4. Jordan: Now that you’re Jewish? LOL 🙂

  5. Brigitte says:

    Thank you for not making me homophobic, trans-phobic, cis-gendered-phobic, heterosexual-phobic, islamophobic, anti-semitic, biblical-literalist, fundamentalist, institutional church-phobic, pro-traditional family, anti-choice, anti-feminist, atheist-hating, heresy-spurning, doctrinaire, uptight. I forgot racist. Thank you for not making me racist. And also, thank you for not making me intense in prayer. And thank you for not making me a Nazi or like Hitler, in any way, nor Stalin, Mao, or Pol Pot. Nor the inquisitors or crusaders…