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49 Responses

  1. jacq says:

    Jesus speech bubble: No! Tell them whatb you really think and feel
    Singer thinking bubble:: Oh sh!t

  2. David Waters says:

    Jesus’ favorite song about God, “She Loves You, yeah yeah yeah!”

  3. Kris799 says:

    (Jesus says) “Make love to me with your words!”

  4. Jason suddenly realized the horrible implications of singing, “Jesus, come and take over.”

  5. Felicia says:

    Jesus says, “you’ve repeated that one line enough now.”

  6. Jonn McDaniel says:

    “Now let’s allow Jesus to take center stage in our lives… No, wait! I didn’t mean literally!”

  7. Patrick Green says:

    Play Freebird!

  8. Peter Christensen says:

    Hey buddy, ever thought of letting me lead?

  9. Randall says:

    “Sing loud enough so the Father and the Spirit can hear too!!!”

  10. Lewis says:

    “This time with meaning!”

  11. Daniel says:

    I’ll be taking these until you realize that I’m still not white.

  12. Chris says:

    o the question for me is, is Jesus giving or taking the mic. He could either be saying “here, take the mic…they like your words better than mine anyway.” Or he could be saying “give me the mic and walk away, that lyric is not what I meant at all”.

  13. Choose one Chris. I drew the cartoon with those ambiguities in mind.

  14. Aaron says:

    You’re not U2!

  15. Brian Wilker-Frey says:

    Um, security… SECURITY!!

  16. Gary says:

    I said make a joyful noise…not a joyful racket.

  17. Ernie Marton says:

    Jesus whispers in his ear, hey im not gonna use my shephard hook like Gong show host Chuck Barry told me too but do you mind stopping and let me address the crowd?

  18. Callum Cairns says:

    This chorus needs more oh’s, how else will people be to feel me in the worship…

  19. Brent Perry says:

    This isn’t karaoke…sing your own experience.

  20. Dan says:

    “Come to us now dear Lord Jesus– err, what’s this? Dude, stop. You’re ruining the song.”

  21. Andy Rayner says:

    Dave, ain’t I supposed to be leading?

  22. Erin Green says:

    “You honor me with your lips, but your heart is far from me…also I’m tired of listening to this crap” -Jesus

  23. Dane Splinter says:

    both are thinking…”Hey…bro?…no one can hear me when you do that.”

  24. Jeff says:

    ” Here…….let me show you how Hendrix does it back at the mansion .”

  25. purvez says:

    You’ll need flares and a thrusting hip action to pull it off!!

  26. jeff Means says:

    “My Sweet Looooorddd” I really want to know you

  27. Kevin Copeland says:

    “Can’t you see you’re not making Christianity better? You’re just making rock ‘n’ roll worse!”

  28. Ron Doerksen says:

    “… huh I’m singing about you?” – dude

    “It’s artist who is a Christian not Christian artist!” – Jesus

  29. Alex says:

    “yo… Imma let you finish but…”

  30. Autumn says:

    It’s time to end the song, bro. 10 choruses is enough. I get it. You love me. Move on.

  31. Douglas says:

    Singer: Can I get more penis in the monitor? Oh shit, I just said penis in church.

  32. Matt says:

    Jesus: It’s more anointed if you play that song in Gsus…

  33. Mikayla says:

    Hiya! How fun! Maybe::
    Prominent one on the left: Hey, lemme have a word with you a sec
    Prominent one on the right: Oh sh*t, you’re real

  34. Terry Heaton says:

    Oh, you’re the LEADER! I’ll have to show you then.

  35. Trey M says:

    Somehow I imagined you singing over me a bit differently

  36. Oh c’mon! I know there’s no 8-12 Store. Stretch a little!

  37. Auston says:

    Jesus, the original mic dropper decides to ‘be the center of it’ afterall.

  38. Penny says:

    “Dude, seriously. Enough with the guitar solos in church.”

  39. John says:

    “Its ok, you wont choke on the word.”

  40. catherine says:

    I know I said Joyful noise but man you suck

  41. Jim says:

    Subsituting ‘Jesus’ for ‘Baby’ is just weird…
    Think and feel deeper than the moment.

  42. Paco LM says:

    Lead singer tries to talk telepathically to Jesus as he sings: “H-hey! So…about that “special time” I had with myself yestarday…”.

  43. Curtis says:

    “It’s my turn to sing… don’t think they’ll like the lyrics though”

  44. Deborah Whetzel says:

    Jesus: “Say my name, say my name, say my name…”

  45. Erik Merksamer says:

    Jesus wondered if Trey was the one to turn every chair around on “The Voice” reality show.

  46. Renatha says:

    Jesus says, “Enough of that crap, it’s time for a Gregorian chant!”

  47. Congratulations Felicia! You’re the winner of this week’s contest. Great caption! Please send me your mailing address so I can send you a print of the cartoon. Email me at haywardart at gmail dot com!

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  48. Sheila says:

    You took the words right out of my mouth, it must have been when you were dissing me…