Resurrection and does Jesus guarantee his work?

"Guarantee" cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward

“Guarantee” cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward

I was always fascinated by the stories of people raised from the dead in the gospels. What must they be thinking?

“Shoot! You mean I have to go through this all over again?!”


“How long do I have this time?”


“Jesus, can I get a guarantee?” Jesus responds, “Sure, I’ll give a lifetime guarantee!” “Gee, thanks a lot!”

Remember the story of Lazarus being raised from the dead? What greeted him, besides his sisters who welcomed him back? The religious leaders who conspired to kill him! Raised from the dead to be a possible murder victim. Awesome!

Anyway, just having fun asking questions.

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4 Responses

  1. ccws says:

    I once knew someone who’d died & been revived on the operating table. He was absolutely certain that meant he’d never die physically again. Sheesh. 😛

  2. Ducatihero says:

    Hmm – yes I wonder if the tomb from which Lazarus emerged did indeed “stinketh”. Maybe that offended the religious leaders – an unpleasant lingering aroma. Reminds me of a bad curry 😉

  3. Wouldn’t that be nice? Or would it?

  4. Ducatihero says:

    That being what – a stinky Lazarus, bad curry or offending religious leaders being nice? 🙂

    I was joking with someone in church on Sunday that if I haven’t offended at least one person in a week , then I think I am going soft – they smiled ;).