Keep Christ in Halloween and Limited Atonement

"Christ in Halloween" cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward

“Christ in Halloween” cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward

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Poor kids. Totally depraved little kids. And they don’t even know it.

And even if they do go through the motions of getting saved, there’s no guarantee that they are indeed among the elect.

But I’m guessing they’ll do it just to get some treats.

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8 Responses

  1. Jordan says:

    Is there an easy way to see the previous day’s post? I don’t see a button for that anymore…

  2. Caryn LeMur says:

    lol…. love it! I have often heard the exclusionary slogan “Without Jesus, you will have a horrible life” or “We Christians have joy and happiness, those non-believers do not!”

    I have even heard the extremes of “All bisexuals are promiscuous! Everyone knows that!” and that is so similar to the previous generation’s “Any negro that calls himself ‘Black’ is simply a rapist of white women – everyone knows that!”

    Jesus is portrayed as the angry demanding young man at the door that tells the kids to go away, and that they will never get good things without meeting His angry young man criteria. And God is the angry Tribal God that hates all non-believers because every agnostic, atheist, Catholic, Greek Orthodox, and warm-spitted-out Protestant is just plain old utterly depraved.

    The Jesus / Spirit I have come to encounter is incredibly gracious, welcoming, and giving good things to even those we call evil. He talks about a Heavenly Father that pours out blessings even to those we call unjust. And all that He asked, is that we do the same: giving with perfect impartiality all blessings (of marriage; of respect; of water and food; etc.) to those that knock on our doors and ask. [Matt 5].

    Love the cartoon! It is your Halloween Jesus that I encountered in the church institution. So sad… but at least now, I understand the behavior of that ‘jesus in a costume’ …. he thinks it is trick-or-treat every night of the year….

    You know… I don’t want the treats from the Halloween Jesus so I won’t be performing any dog&pony tricks in his building…. but… I do think I will throw a raw egg on his door….

  3. Just a raw egg? Not a dozen?

  4. Oh come on, save the raw eggs for Jesus only if he gives out FLOSS.

  5. kris799 says:

    I always thought the Christian was supposed to treat others with kindness so people would see that and accept Jesus and their Lord and Savior. You are putting all the work on the person YOU are trying to convert!!!

  6. But Jesus isn’t a Christian!

  7. Melody says:

    There’s always a catch, isn’t there? 😉 Too bad…