SHOCKING NEWS! Jesus and a paternity suit

"Paternity Suit" cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward

“Paternity Suit” cartoon by nakedpastor David Hayward

Do you think the church would win its case?

Why does Jesus appear to be defensive? Is he suspicious of the church’s motives? The church can’t be after his money because he doesn’t have any. So why is it pushing for the DNA test?

Maybe it happened so long ago that he has no recollection of it.




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9 Responses

  1. irreverance says:

    Haha! This is hilarious.

    If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it’s probably not a bison.

  2. Sabio Lantz says:

    Superb thought — captured perfectly in your drawing — nicely done !
    Imagine putting his Dad at another table with the Jewish Nation across from him.
    No god is the father or founder of anything!

  3. Was surfing facebook while eating lunch and almost spit my food out lol’ing when I saw this pic…. very good.

  4. Then I did my job 😉

  5. cecilia davidson says:

    I feel like Kevin Smith’s “DOGMA” might have made a strong point. Jesus didn’t create a church, just a good idea.

  6. irreverance says:

    Thanks @cecilia, now I want to watch Dogma again. Not when I get off work, but NOW.

  7. Jeff P says:

    The Church – 2000 years of putting words in Jesus’ mouth… And also putting something else in everybody else.

  8. kris799 says:

    Bhahahahahaha! I think this is a case for Maury Povich to have on his talk show. Is he The Father???!