demon dog

our demon dog abbey would like to wish you all a merry christmas. actually, she’s not always demonic. only when people first come to our house, she totally goes exorcist on us. she completely freaks. i’ve never seen her head spin, but i’m sure it does in the dark at the foot of our bed when we are sleeping. if there are other pastors out there who would like abbey, since she has been a member of our family living at our house, the most annoying parishioners have mysteriouly disappeared. apparently, she was born in the 2nd century a.d. to a monk living in a moorish monastery. she’s full of ancient wisdom. free to a good home. sweater (which she just got today) included.


4 Replies to “demon dog”

  1. Abbey’s doggy step-sister Marley, whom we have the priviledge of owning, sends her sympathys. She also wants to know where Abbey got that sweater, it makes her look slim. Apparently the one we got her makes her look “chunky”. Ungrateful beast!

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