Archive for November, 2008

prayer from the cell: via Badfinger

November 30, 2008  |  humour, technology  |  5 Comments  | 

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Today’s Pic… Not Bad

November 27, 2008  |  humour, thought  |  17 Comments  | 

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When I woke up this morning and took this pic of myself, at first I was quite shocked. But after I measured the reaction of Lisa and took a second look myself, I was quite pleased. I think I’ll keep it. (Actually, my nose is so big it pretty much flattens against my face. You don’t want to see it.)

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Mug Shot

November 26, 2008  |  humour, thought  |  23 Comments  | 

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Here’s my pic from today. My nose is much larger than normal and extremely sore. It’s constantly oozing blood and guts. My eyes are somewhat bruised and apparently that’s going to increase. The whole front of my face hurts, including my teeth. I think they used my mouth as a rest for their elbows. I think they kept their tools on my forehead. I’ve discovered something about my nose I didn’t fully realize before. I have absolutely NO air passage through my nose right now. I have done some plumbing in the past. Sinks, tubs and toilets, etc., need vent pipes so that they will drain properly. Without any air passage through my nose it is almost impossible to talk and even more impossible to eat and swallow food. It just won’t go down with my vent pipe plugged. Plus breathing through my mouth forces me to wake up every 10 minutes to hydrate my mouth that’s become completely like sandpaper inside. I’ve got music and movies lined up. Stay tuned for more. And oh, check out the Internet Monk’s interview of me here.

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Internet Monk Interviews Nakedpastor!

November 26, 2008  |  thought  |  7 Comments  | 

I was honored when Michael Spencer, aka “Internet Monk”, asked if he could interview me for his blog. You can read the interview here. Thanks again Michael!

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Me Before Surgery

November 25, 2008  |  art, humour, thought  |  28 Comments  | 

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Well, I’m heading into the hospital now to have nose surgery done to correct a deviated septum. I’m not looking forward to it at all because they told me I will be black and blue, in pain and sick. I hate nose problems, which is why I’m getting this operation done. This is a picture of me today before surgery. Stay tuned later, if I’m up for it, of a picture of me just after surgery. I’ll be back! God willing.

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cartoon: Jesus Picks a Christmas Tree

November 25, 2008  |  humour  |  4 Comments  | 

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cartoon: just one touch

November 24, 2008  |  humour  |  15 Comments  | 

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prayer from the cell: via Bill Withers

November 23, 2008  |  humour, technology  |  16 Comments  | 

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cartoon: close-knit

November 21, 2008  |  humour  |  23 Comments  | 

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cartoon: the church web

November 20, 2008  |  humour  |  49 Comments  | 

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