cartoon: contortion

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19 Responses to cartoon: contortion
  1. dorsey
    April 8, 2010 | 8:39 am

    I still walk with a limp…

  2. shellie
    April 8, 2010 | 8:46 am

    now that i’m out, i like stretching a LOT! and i’m quite limber! AND i guess the other “bright side” is that i know what it’s like to feel imprisoned, so freedom is extra wonderful! thanks for posting!

  3. nakedpastor
    April 8, 2010 | 8:51 am

    dorsey: looks more like a wiggle to me.

  4. nakedpastor
    April 8, 2010 | 8:51 am

    ya… stretching’s good.

  5. dorsey
    April 8, 2010 | 9:09 am

    Well, I try to make the best of it. lol

  6. k8
    April 8, 2010 | 9:57 am

    Whee! I picture the next frame as someone busting out and jumping for joy!

  7. nakedpastor
    April 8, 2010 | 10:26 am

    ya! k8. a jack in the box!

  8. Societyvs
    April 8, 2010 | 10:36 am

    That’s about it!

  9. the Preacher's kid
    April 8, 2010 | 12:14 pm

    Oh My Goodness. David, I wrote a word picture poem that goes with your cartoon. Here:

    Contingency Plan

    When you kink your neck
    into a right angle,
    unscrew your left arm
    and tuck it under your foot,
    cramp your legs
    into a pretzel,
    confine your joy
    in a thimble

    when still you cannot fulfill
    the box of expectations…

    then it’s time to reattach your arm
    so you can massage your neck and legs

    …and redefine your reason.

  10. fat radical
    April 8, 2010 | 12:36 pm

    You need to lose weight mate, then you will fit in as one of the new Christian beautiful people on God TV, as well as the box. Look good & keep smiling, that’s the answer.

  11. Christine
    April 8, 2010 | 1:00 pm

    So totally relate to this :0)

  12. Cindy
    April 8, 2010 | 1:02 pm

    I mean, so totally relate to this :0)

    Sorry Christine, some day I’ll learn…

  13. Christine
    April 8, 2010 | 1:16 pm

    I was wondering if there was another Christine, here. Then, even before I read the next post, I figured it was you, Cindy… *sigh* :)

    It’s weird, though, for us because although we left the box in many ways, we are also still integrated to a large extent in the insitutional church, and we feel its affects.

  14. Sheri L Larsen
    April 8, 2010 | 2:21 pm

    Wow! People huh?! These are the reasons I chose to believe in God from home! :-)

  15. chili and pepper
    April 8, 2010 | 7:58 pm

    …I see this more within our larger congregations staff and leadership positions…wonderful ministries and outreach, just not so friendly anymore.

  16. Lauren
    April 8, 2010 | 10:59 pm

    Not really feeling pity for anyone here.

    God gives us rules for a reason. It is “organized religion” for a reason.

    Not everything goes. We’re too sinful to just think we can do whatever we want and get to God whatever way we please. That gives us more power than God.

    God is the Almighty one, not us.

  17. Christine
    April 8, 2010 | 11:22 pm

    Lauren – I doubt the box represents what God actually wants for our lives. Organized religion and the rules of institutions are a far cry from the things God asks of us for our own good.

  18. Reluctant-Andrew
    April 9, 2010 | 2:27 am

    Whaddayaknow,

    but I guess we are trying to fit rounded pegs in square holes…

  19. Jesus Quintana
    April 12, 2010 | 4:34 pm

    Nice cartoon. Thanks for reminding me of the first thirty years of my life.

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