Is this why we need women in ministry? And why some oppose women in ministry? Aggressive evangelism is something we in the UK don’t see too much of, thank the Lord.
Just remembered that one of our pastors once said that “the church is a living orgasm” (by mistake) – half the congregation were in convulsions, the other half were thinking “Did I really hear him say that?” What a priceless moment!
*lol* Awesome. I was blog hopping around Steve Brown’s (many) websites, and followed a link here- to be greeted with this cartoon. I’m soooo tweeting this!
This reminds me of the sermon I heard about how Andrew went out and reached his brother Simon Peter. The preacher said, “Be an Andrew and show us your Peters!”
That made me laugh! It reminds me of a t-shirt I saw on a teenage girl from one of the local media churches. I could hardly believe it so I recorded it in my Centro: We don’t take sides. We take over.”
BTW – I’ve tagged you on my blog in a meme which isn’t something I usually do, but it’s an interesting one. I thought you’d probably have a creative answer. It’s the Bible in Five Statements. Instructions and links to various responses are here if you are interested.
actually heard a famous female pastor use this actual metaphor at a large event. she said, “the church is a flaccid penis. we need to become turgid once again so we can ejaculate the message of the gospel into the world.” seriously, that’s a direct quote. and she went on on more detail. the room was stunned. anyone else remember that from soularize in seattle?
I was at a conference for youth ministers, and the keynote speaker was talking about the absence of male role models for boys, and was exhorting our male collegues to step into the role. Unfortunately, he expressed this by telling them to ‘go and father a nation….’
Also worked with a minister who, in trying to persuade a teenage camp to go up to their dorms quietly told them ‘take your lips and press them against each other,’
Hehe reminds me of a skit me and a friend once did in church. While doing a catwalk show in the latest WWJD fashion items we played the song “I’m too sexy”.
David Hayward is an artist trapped in a pastor's body, stripping to the essential.
What a load of toss…
Wow, sounds like our Pastor! You forgot ‘Oil us up Lord!’ and his favourite, ‘Let the Holy Spirit come all over you.’
lmfao @ tiggy
Is this why we need women in ministry? And why some oppose women in ministry? Aggressive evangelism is something we in the UK don’t see too much of, thank the Lord.
hee hee hee.
laughing… funny funny
thanks karen. i can hear you from here.
I don’t know what this is about, but it’s your scariest cartoon thus far
I’m too sexy for my church
Too sexy for my church
So sexy it hurts….
Didn’t I hear that song somewhere before?
keep it up buddy!
Just remembered that one of our pastors once said that “the church is a living orgasm” (by mistake) – half the congregation were in convulsions, the other half were thinking “Did I really hear him say that?” What a priceless moment!
What a “seminal” cartoon!
….and of course, I mean seminal in the creative sense!
Just wondering…
In the Bible…
Are there any
Pastors in pulpits preaching to people in pews?
And may you all have one of the biggest collective orgasms EVAH.
Awesome! Love it!
Haha…
I was just waiting for the minister to enlist the church to follow his example on these matters!
*lol* Awesome. I was blog hopping around Steve Brown’s (many) websites, and followed a link here- to be greeted with this cartoon. I’m soooo tweeting this!
someone in our church keeps praying out over and over in a moaning voice, “Come on us!”
This reminds me of the sermon I heard about how Andrew went out and reached his brother Simon Peter. The preacher said, “Be an Andrew and show us your Peters!”
Ah, David,
Sweet! You got the choir singing your tune now.
fishon
David, this is not funny anymore.
Many are reading your blog and feel very sadened about it.
And so do I.
.. and not just this one, not just today.
That made me laugh! It reminds me of a t-shirt I saw on a teenage girl from one of the local media churches. I could hardly believe it so I recorded it in my Centro: We don’t take sides. We take over.”
BTW – I’ve tagged you on my blog in a meme which isn’t something I usually do, but it’s an interesting one. I thought you’d probably have a creative answer. It’s the Bible in Five Statements. Instructions and links to various responses are here if you are interested.
Thankfully, some have been warned of V.D. (venerable disease) and know how to deal with the “CON-dom.”
actually heard a famous female pastor use this actual metaphor at a large event. she said, “the church is a flaccid penis. we need to become turgid once again so we can ejaculate the message of the gospel into the world.” seriously, that’s a direct quote. and she went on on more detail. the room was stunned. anyone else remember that from soularize in seattle?
I was at a conference for youth ministers, and the keynote speaker was talking about the absence of male role models for boys, and was exhorting our male collegues to step into the role. Unfortunately, he expressed this by telling them to ‘go and father a nation….’
Also worked with a minister who, in trying to persuade a teenage camp to go up to their dorms quietly told them ‘take your lips and press them against each other,’
Hehe reminds me of a skit me and a friend once did in church. While doing a catwalk show in the latest WWJD fashion items we played the song “I’m too sexy”.