cartoon… wanted: new members with qualifications

November 30, 2009  |  humour  | 

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  1. Funnily enough, that’s exactly what I’m looking for in a partner! Although I’d more likely say, ‘generous to my needs’.

  2. Close to the reasons that some leave!

  3. Aren’t there many churches who ARE driven by the personality of the pastor?

  4. Don’t forget:
    4. Mezmerized by my speaking;
    5. Dump struck with laughter at my jokes;
    and 6. Overcome by my humility.

  5. I always take the piss out of my pastor/church leader – mostly on Facebook. It’s a sign of affection with me though. What I like about him is that he doesn’t take himself too seriously and can laugh at himself. I think he gets teased quite a bit by his family, in a nice way – he has four daughters! He used to do theatre studies, so a wee bit camp at times, probably quite consciously.

  6. 7. in awe of my wonderful Christian family

  7. Tiggy,

    Your comment about partner qualifications was a hoot!

    8. Make them serious tithers, Lord….

  8. 9.Make them people who always agree with everything I say
    10.Make them over achievers so I can boast about what God is doing in my church
    11. Make them problem free so I won’t have to waste my time counselling

  9. This is a fun list, guys!

    #10 rang a bell. I think it highlights something I’ve thought about-how people’s personality traits can be mistaken for some spiritual gift or something GOD is doing.

  10. Satan’s prayer…to himself.

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