from the cell: reception

August 2, 2009  |  humour, technology  | 

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  1. Sometimes there is a malfunction on the receiver end.
    fishon

  2. Hmm, it’s often because you’re too close to it. Or maybe your phone’s f**cked.

  3. its weird, more and more i look at things like this, and other cartoons, podcasts, videos, and its like there ALL for me, im really struggling with this WHOLE God relationship thing, and its ALL my fault atm, so EVERYTHING like this is like a big kick up the arse from God… not that he regularly uses violence… but some people need it, thank you… even if you dont know WHY your doing it… God does things like that, SO many strange stories from recently, where He has used people, unknowing of the situation, to be like saying things i REALLY needed to hear, and there would be NO WAY z person would know WHY they were saying it to me… <3

  4. I’m sure it’s not ALL your fault. And don’t start seeing messages coming from everywhere – that way madness lies!

  5. IS the reciever on? Are you on the right wavelength? Do you even have a radio?

    Welcome back fishy :)

  6. Perhaps there’s too much interference or you’re in a low lying area. It’s amazing the things that can cut us off. Nothing can separate us, but we can feel cut off.

    Yeah we like having Fishy back.

    (Semety, I sent you a private message on Facebook – people often miss them. Hope your’e doing okay.)

  7. Maybe…just maybe…if we become still…and make it a daily habit to become still… we will hear that still small voice proclaim…”…fear not, I AM GOD”…and we will know that we are on the right wave length and we will receive our instructions from on high.

  8. Ah, preacherlady,
    “become still.” That is almost unheard of in the church today. So much clamor.
    So many don’t know how to shut the world out and drink in the peace and joy of God.
    And it ain’t about going hummmmmmmmmmmmm
    fishon

  9. It’s not unheard of in some of the churches I go to. At my nearest Anglican church we have a service called ‘Space’ which is silent and meditative. Unfortunately it’s only on once a month. Churches don’t tend to use silence and stillness anything like enough and mostly I’ve experienced it on retreats. At uni we set up a group for that kind of thing and it was fantastic.

    It was appalling at my charismatic church last week when the leader tried to get them to be silent and still. They just couldn’t do it. It was like they’d never heard of the concept. Charismatics just do not shut up! They always have to have words, words, words and they only feel safe with them. I’m sure when they hear, ‘In the beginning was the Word’ they think of it as a word rather than as Christ. If they’re not talking, they’re singing or jigging about.

    If I want stillness I sit on my balcony and feel a sense of peace. That’s where I’m still and listen to God.

    By the way, Fishon, have you ever tried hummmmmmming or ‘OM’ as it’s called? It can bring you into an amazing sense of stillness and peace. It’s just a means to that end.

  10. I tried OMmmmmmmmmmmmm at one time–didn’t do a thing for me.
    Now watching an Eagle or Osprey fishing, that brings me close to God.
    fishon

  11. “If you don’t eat my body and drink my blood then you have no life in Me.”

    Maybe the juice you are trying to charge that ‘phone’ with, is your own juice…and not His.

  12. ‘The blood is the life!’

    God, how taboo was that statement of Jesus? They didn’t even drink the blood of animals – it had to be drained off. And eating human flesh was just as horrifying – even more than for us, totally polluting. Really what he said was comparable to the left-hand path in Tantric Hinduism. It was deliberately taboo and he’d have known it would totally shock.

  13. Fishon, you clearly didn’t set your body to ‘Vibrate’.

  14. Hummmmmmmm!!!!
    fishon-a-Ooooooommmmmmmm!

  15. LOL! I think you’d best try it in a group context. And it’s ‘Om’ or ‘AUM’. Sposed to be the sound of the molecules in the universe knocking together. Ooh I’d like to do it now, but I don’t have the energy!

  16. You mean to tell me they know what molecules knocking together sound like, but they can’t hear God? Wow!

    AummmmaummmmmOmomomom—–ah, I think I’ve got itmumumops
    the meditating fishon

  17. Maybe it’s the sound of God vibrating through the universe – I’m very keen on the idea of God as music.

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