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cartoon: the perfect body

Posted in humour, thought by nakedpastor on the February 6th, 2009

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I know. I’m a weirdo. I had this image and concept flash across the barren landscape of my brain last night just before I entered unconsciousness. I had to get up and jot it down. Creativity! Blessing or a curse? I enjoyed putting it together though. The perfect body! To be honest, I’ve seen more perfect bodies. But this one makes me chuckle. Hope it does you too.

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  1. Greggmac said, on February 6th, 2009 at 8:55 am

    Hilarious

  2. steve martin said, on February 6th, 2009 at 10:08 am

    The Christian freed by Christ from all of that stuff…has a perfect body…in Christ. He is a part of that Christian body.

    The cartoon is cute (funny ha ha).

    I can’t to see the people of the ‘new religion’ that pumps out perfect little automotons.

    Where is that religion?

  3. Tracy Simmons said, on February 6th, 2009 at 10:10 am

    Oh, most excellent! You did leave one thing out, though: Fingers are for pointing. You know, to point out how unholy and wrong everyone else is!

  4. Kim said, on February 6th, 2009 at 10:25 am

    And maybe a huge plank in the eye?!

  5. nakedpastor said, on February 6th, 2009 at 10:34 am

    i hoped so.

  6. ttm said, on February 6th, 2009 at 11:04 am

    This is hilarious! Thanks for the much needed laugh…

  7. Fred said, on February 6th, 2009 at 11:58 am

    Without an anus…aren’t you full of it?

  8. ian said, on February 6th, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    Sad…but all too true!

    This reminds me of one of those exaggerated illustrations of a newborns first senses.

    good stuff.

  9. faithlessinfatima said, on February 7th, 2009 at 8:13 am

    Is the real ‘Christian Body’ another ‘missing link’?

  10. indie said, on February 7th, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    I got a good laugh out of “no breasts for men to stare at.” That’s why breastfeeding rates are so low especially in conservative churches. They all cut off their breasts because the men couldn’t control themselves at the sight of a hungry baby.

  11. nakedpastor said, on February 7th, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    yes, and i’ve run into that. heard stories. true

  12. Curious... said, on January 4th, 2010 at 6:21 am

    I do appreciate the creativity, and it’s great that you’ve observed these shortcomings of Christians. We’re far from perfect, and I don’t deny it. Since you’ve obviously seen this issue in the Christian community, and chosen to address it (albeit in a satirical way), what are you trying to accomplish with this portrayal of it? How do you perceive this illustration as helping the situation, or encouraging the Body of Christ to reform? I’m not trying to be accusatory, just trying to understand :)

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