It was just a couple weeks ago that I read about some pastor somewhere that was challenging his congregation to 40 days of sex or something like that. I can’t remember for sure now. Maybe it was only a week of sex, but anyway. The challenge was that everyone (married) was supposed to have sex every night for a week or 40 days or something. Apparently he said this with a bed up on stage and his wife there with him announcing that they did it and thought it was great and wonderful for their marriage.
(At least that’s what the guy said. I dunno if the lady agreed.)
If it weren’t for reading that article I would have thought this comic was too stupidly ridiculous. Now…. it’s only a matter of time! Maybe next will be preaching on pornography with centerfold pictures from Playboy and Penthouse prominently displayed on the screens. Maybe discussion and live examples of “proper” and “Biblical” sex techniques?
What’s wrong with pounding and pounding away at biblical application and erecting a huge ministry that lubricates people’s entry into the church, satisfies their most urgent longings and penetrates deep into their…hearts?
I’m now remembering when, as a very earnest young minister-in-training, I was asked to speak to a men’s group at the church. At the end I asked if there were any questions. As there weren’t, I said, “Well I’ve got a question for you guys. I’m interested in what you think the church could do to get more men to come”. The answer? “Topless dancers”.
We have been “unattached†to any church for a couple years. Prior to that we were every deeply involved.
Over the past 6 months we have been “Church Shopping†The most striking change we see from our dedicated Church days and now is the worships services. Every Church we visited in the last 6 months seems to be trying so hard to out do the other. For the most part the worship services seem more of a professional stage show then they do a worship service.
David Hayward is a pastor artistically stripping to the essential.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
It was just a couple weeks ago that I read about some pastor somewhere that was challenging his congregation to 40 days of sex or something like that. I can’t remember for sure now. Maybe it was only a week of sex, but anyway. The challenge was that everyone (married) was supposed to have sex every night for a week or 40 days or something. Apparently he said this with a bed up on stage and his wife there with him announcing that they did it and thought it was great and wonderful for their marriage.
(At least that’s what the guy said. I dunno if the lady agreed.)
If it weren’t for reading that article I would have thought this comic was too stupidly ridiculous. Now…. it’s only a matter of time! Maybe next will be preaching on pornography with centerfold pictures from Playboy and Penthouse prominently displayed on the screens. Maybe discussion and live examples of “proper” and “Biblical” sex techniques?
ANYTHING can happen! And most has.
WOW!
Guess I’m going to the wrong church… or maybe there’s more allowed on Sundays than we were led to believe.
Gives a whole new meaning to ‘Sermon on the Mount’
Gotta keep it “seeker-friendly” for the guys….
@faithlessinfatima…. aaaahahhaha
uh…no
What’s wrong with pounding and pounding away at biblical application and erecting a huge ministry that lubricates people’s entry into the church, satisfies their most urgent longings and penetrates deep into their…hearts?
- Andrew
hmmm, although evil enters subtly… This is already starting to happen probly.
it’s so sad.
now, i really want to go to your church. LOL
Laura and Semety, I agree with you.
” I didn’t know Rick Warren could play the guitar!”
I’m now remembering when, as a very earnest young minister-in-training, I was asked to speak to a men’s group at the church. At the end I asked if there were any questions. As there weren’t, I said, “Well I’ve got a question for you guys. I’m interested in what you think the church could do to get more men to come”. The answer? “Topless dancers”.
Just a matter of time and they will introduce some Porn for Christians
I so can not believe I’m going to say this………
Porn for christians? Does that mean they will remain fully clothed?
Laura…maybe The Gideons will supply a free complimentary DVD
We have been “unattached†to any church for a couple years. Prior to that we were every deeply involved.
Over the past 6 months we have been “Church Shopping†The most striking change we see from our dedicated Church days and now is the worships services. Every Church we visited in the last 6 months seems to be trying so hard to out do the other. For the most part the worship services seem more of a professional stage show then they do a worship service.
This cartoon is dead on target!
Bill
Hilarious, I have some ladies who could do this if we paid them…..