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21 Responses to cartoon: pole
  1. WebMonk
    December 29, 2008 | 12:12 pm

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

    It was just a couple weeks ago that I read about some pastor somewhere that was challenging his congregation to 40 days of sex or something like that. I can’t remember for sure now. Maybe it was only a week of sex, but anyway. The challenge was that everyone (married) was supposed to have sex every night for a week or 40 days or something. Apparently he said this with a bed up on stage and his wife there with him announcing that they did it and thought it was great and wonderful for their marriage.

    (At least that’s what the guy said. I dunno if the lady agreed.)

    If it weren’t for reading that article I would have thought this comic was too stupidly ridiculous. Now…. it’s only a matter of time! Maybe next will be preaching on pornography with centerfold pictures from Playboy and Penthouse prominently displayed on the screens. Maybe discussion and live examples of “proper” and “Biblical” sex techniques?

  2. nakedpastor
    December 29, 2008 | 12:15 pm

    ANYTHING can happen! And most has.

  3. ARJWright
    December 29, 2008 | 12:25 pm

    WOW!

    Guess I’m going to the wrong church… or maybe there’s more allowed on Sundays than we were led to believe.

  4. faithlessinfatima
    December 29, 2008 | 2:40 pm

    Gives a whole new meaning to ‘Sermon on the Mount’ ;)

  5. Jodi
    December 29, 2008 | 2:44 pm

    Gotta keep it “seeker-friendly” for the guys….

  6. Jonathan
    December 29, 2008 | 3:12 pm

    @faithlessinfatima…. aaaahahhaha

  7. Laura
    December 29, 2008 | 3:30 pm

    uh…no :shock:

  8. WebMonk
    December 29, 2008 | 4:40 pm

    What’s wrong with pounding and pounding away at biblical application and erecting a huge ministry that lubricates people’s entry into the church, satisfies their most urgent longings and penetrates deep into their…hearts?

    - Andrew

  9. Semety
    December 29, 2008 | 5:45 pm

    hmmm, although evil enters subtly… This is already starting to happen probly.

    it’s so sad.

  10. barrenmind
    December 29, 2008 | 6:45 pm

    now, i really want to go to your church. LOL

  11. sarah
    December 29, 2008 | 7:37 pm

    Laura and Semety, I agree with you.

  12. Steve Martin
    December 30, 2008 | 1:00 am

    ” I didn’t know Rick Warren could play the guitar!”

  13. AnneDroid
    December 30, 2008 | 9:58 am

    I’m now remembering when, as a very earnest young minister-in-training, I was asked to speak to a men’s group at the church. At the end I asked if there were any questions. As there weren’t, I said, “Well I’ve got a question for you guys. I’m interested in what you think the church could do to get more men to come”. The answer? “Topless dancers”.

  14. TitforTat
    December 30, 2008 | 9:59 am

    Just a matter of time and they will introduce some Porn for Christians ;)

  15. Laura
    December 30, 2008 | 4:49 pm

    I so can not believe I’m going to say this………

    Porn for christians? Does that mean they will remain fully clothed? :oops:

  16. faithlessinfatima
    December 30, 2008 | 7:16 pm

    Laura…maybe The Gideons will supply a free complimentary DVD ;)

  17. Bill
    December 31, 2008 | 12:03 pm

    We have been “unattached” to any church for a couple years. Prior to that we were every deeply involved.

    Over the past 6 months we have been “Church Shopping” The most striking change we see from our dedicated Church days and now is the worships services. Every Church we visited in the last 6 months seems to be trying so hard to out do the other. For the most part the worship services seem more of a professional stage show then they do a worship service.

    This cartoon is dead on target!

    Bill

  18. brian heasley
    January 12, 2009 | 3:48 pm

    Hilarious, I have some ladies who could do this if we paid them…..

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