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7 Responses

  1. Jo Ann says:

    You really got me! — thanks for the reminder that tomorrow is April 2nd. I can now readjust my jaw — it was kinda painful when it hit the floor :)

  2. Sabio Lantz says:

    April Fools or not, you will never get a pastor job again!
    Way over the edge!
    BTW, “women swooned” gave it away.
    Well done, weirdo

  3. Syl says:

    At #1 I thought this was going to be a barbed commentary on ministerial egos. As I started reading #2 I thought “April fools!” and then at “women swooned” went back to my first thought…

  4. Steve Martin says:

    Me too!

    Very funny, David! :D

    __

    Here’s one that is no joke:

    http://1minutedailyword.com/2012/04/01/matthew-219/

    It was so good that I wanted to share it. April 1st…or not.

    Thanks.

  5. Helen says:

    4. Sophia is actually a clothed occupational health and safety officer – you’d never find her crossing flimsy bridges or on swings or suspended from a hammock halfway up the tree.

  6. nakedpastor says:

    makes sense to me helen!

  7. marcie says:

    OMG you are brilliant lol

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