10 Questions Jesus Wasn’t Asked When He Returned to Heaven

  1. How well did you obey men?
  2. How perfectly did you respect authority?
  3. How carefully did you please others?
  4. How obsessively did you follow scripture?
  5. How diligently did you separate yourself from sinners?
  6. How frequently did you tithe?
  7. How successfully did you not rock the boat?
  8. How compulsively did you try to do everything just right?
  9. How afraid of me were you?
  10. How many were following you by the end of your ministry?

8 Responses to 10 Questions Jesus Wasn’t Asked When He Returned to Heaven
  1. David Waters
    August 19, 2011 | 8:56 pm

    Jesus was not a respecter of the Sabbath. Jesus’ ideals were outside obedience and law. Love wins.

  2. fishon
    August 20, 2011 | 1:13 am

    Duh! He was I AM.

  3. fishon
    August 20, 2011 | 1:14 am

    He was then and He is now

  4. Lydia
    August 20, 2011 | 5:00 am

    This is great, David. I would print off copies and hand them out at church. If I went to church, that is! ;)

  5. sam scoville
    August 20, 2011 | 5:27 am

    What happened to the font size on this blog?

    Trying to keep up with the heavy hitters on you Bedtime Stories blog heightens my appreciation of your efforts to escape the heavy hand of fundamentalism.

    Did you ever expect to generate such a fierce forum of diverse devotees? Dogma galore.Onward Christian soldiers–marching as to war. Awesome grace..

  6. Jon F. Dewey
    August 20, 2011 | 9:24 am

    I suspect we will not be asked those questions when we get there too. This should be made into a poster!

  7. Bill Scarrott
    August 20, 2011 | 4:06 pm

    I wonder what He was asked. “Are You okay?” “Did it hurt?” “Does it still hurt?”

  8. mary
    August 21, 2011 | 12:54 am

    Take off # 5

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