so our church is having its christmas banquet this evening. potluck. can’t wait. got some people in the congregation providing entertainment… just fun stuff. we want to just hang back and enjoy ourselves. get joy out of just being together. fellowship. people. human interaction. enjoy each other. since my wife is from alabama, i plan on surprising her and the congregation with a little redneck christmas humor. missing teeth and all. i know jesus’ brother bob’s going to be there to sing his lament too. update tomorrow.

My name is David Hayward, and I am the nakedpastor. I am a graffiti artist on the walls of religion.







Have fun and God bless!
Sounds good – makes me homesick… again!
we had an absolute blast! funny as heck!
Yes, I got a serious ab workout with some gut-splitting laughter over your redneck Christmas! You nailed it, I could hardly contain myself!
well golly! thanks y’all!
I’m sad that I missed it, first one in more than 10 years I think. Will the redneck show up on Christmas Eve?
‘fraid not. he’s returned back south… he missed his grits